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schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
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she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
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my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
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i thought London was weird..but then I realized we are one
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How did these two even win the hunger games?
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one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
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wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
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“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
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